dialupmodem:

quick have sex with me i’ll explain later

(via 4licia)

in-vagina-we-thrust:

niggablvd:

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

Keep her

(via 4licia)

somewherenearseattle:

honestly, if you cheat on someone who actually cares about you, you really are a piece of shit

(via yeeeeyg)