positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

(via goodlifequote)

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

(Source: snorlaxatives, via goodlifequote)

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

(via m-addie)